A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep.
However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"
2006-10-02 17:35:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! OMG! hahahahahahahahahahahaha..................
2006-10-02 17:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright cool story but bats are not really blind. they are deaf they use there nose to sense what they cant here althuogh they have a hard time seeing in the dark, they are not blind so that is just a tale, kinda like the one Im telling,I really dont know a thing about bats as a matter of fact Im scared of them
2006-10-02 17:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Destiny C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok cool tale yet bats are actually not probable blind. they are deaf they use there nostril to sense what they cant right here althuogh they have a not common time seeing in the ineffective of night, they are actually not blind so because it is largely a tale, kinda like the only Im telling,i for my area dont understand a element approximately bats as a count of fact Im terrified of them
2016-10-15 11:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. This is a good one to start off the Halloween season.
2006-10-02 17:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by acme123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-02 17:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Wonder what he said when he flew into the tree? Ahaha! LOL.
2006-10-04 08:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Radar must have been out too. But cute joke.
2006-10-02 17:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by mopargrapeape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea baby
2006-10-02 17:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is hilarious.
But you 'see it coming'.
2006-10-02 17:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk, yuk
2006-10-02 17:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by answer annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Good one.
2006-10-02 17:37:41 · answer #11 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋