When she jumps up, I yell down syndrome, down syndrome and people get upset?
My other dog is called spots and people get upset when I yell come spots.
2006-10-02 17:21:34 · 17 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like the spots one. You are funny and kinda weird. LOL!!!
2006-10-02 18:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
$10
2006-10-02 17:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nursing-My-Toddler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 11:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you
time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
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Then, you are almost as good as your dog or your cat.
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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.
Helene Malmsio
2006-10-02 17:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try naming your dog "Stains". Works a bit better.
The first joke is a bit forced.
2006-10-02 17:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange? No. Offensive, cruel and not very funny?? Yes.
2006-10-04 07:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by Smom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no hes your dog and if people get mad let them if he owebays to that then he understands u dont change it
2006-10-02 17:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by ihclyde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Syndrome? huuumm....let me see how weird is that.... I guess u've watched "The incredibles" too often ..hehehe
2006-10-02 17:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Cute girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-10-02 17:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by purelluk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better then naming her after your ex-wife
could you imagine?
"down Susan, get off me" or "come Susan come"
2006-10-02 17:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by chef_q_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋