What do you think of my plan for world domination?

Question

My plan is as follows...
give every single insanely patriotic american, like myself, the smallpox vaccination. Then we release the smallpox virus to every corner of the globe, killing off everybody who isnt immune. Once everybody is dead, we move in and establish bases taking the resources, while killing any stragglers that somehow survived. and there we have it...american domination...OWNAGE!

Answer 1

Sounds AWESOME !!! I'll give you a nickel for Austraila! Cool?

Answer 2

I've had the smallpox vaccine twice - once courtesy of the United States Army. Thus, I have a scar on both shoulders.

In case you didn't know, the smallpox vaccine on occasion causes recipients to have an adverse reaction. Around 1 or 2 out of every million vaccinated become fatalities - but there's really no telling what a mass vaccination of infants and elderly would do. Thus, with the population of the United States around 250 million or so, you'd guarantee the death of around 250-500 Americans or more. Good job.

Second of all, the smallpox virus was eradicated by WHO for a reason: It's a nasty contagion that has long incubation periods and just keeps on spreading. That vaccination program you're talking about would have to become a permanent fixture of the American health care system. Furthermore, releasing a weaponized version of the smallpox vaccine, trying to expose it to 6 billion people would likely result in either a mutated form coming back to hit Americans, or a transfer to livestock that would be devastating. There's a good number of reasons why biological weapons have never been a staple of modern warfare, despite the use of chemical and nuclear weapons.

I would like to also say, as an American who has no need to "prove" his patriotism to anybody (and I hardly care for my military awards earned in the desert), you are a complete IDIOT.

Answer 3

U F***ker India has fought against smallpox once and will not be afraid to do so again.Thats so American-like is it to nurture fools n cowards like u that Gorge Washington and others risked their lives ????Don't u hav any shame ?????In India we fight like men so if u r World-leader quality then come out n fight.

Answer 4

I think you dont sound familiar with what happens to the human body when it recieves smallpox vaccine. Nice try.

Answer 5

Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.

Answer 6

The settlers of this country already tried that.....


Hey Brain, what are we doing tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.



PS--You're a sick dog to even write something like that, you know?

Answer 7

You are a sick puppy! Which terrorist group do you belong too? Your sarcasm, if you are American, is a poor reflection of a sad individual that gives credence to worlds opinion of who Americans are.

Answer 8

And you plan on obtaining the smallpox virus how?

Answer 9

That's it...I am hereby suspending all future shipments of Pinky and the Brain DVDs to your address.

Answer 10

I like mine better, and mine is working!

Now put the FOX back on, no coming up with your own plans, NO freethinking is allowed, or your gonna go straight to Gitmo.


DUbya hath SpokitH!!!!!! HAlalalalalaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 11

We cannot handle our own country let alone taking over everyone Else's.

Know what? whoever was left would go into their own groups and the fighting would start all over again....Human Nature