Thank God I brought my laptop and it has a good battery though.
2006-10-02 16:54:51 · 6 answers · asked by whynotaskmastadon 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Watch a televangelist, and have Fedex come by so you can make a donation.
2006-10-02 16:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should pray to god that you can get out of that tar pit so you can go to church
or look up some scriptures on that handy-dandy laptop
2006-10-02 23:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's simply NO excuse; reconstitute your DNA, assemble your various bodily structures, jump-start your heart, and get your living-fossil self over to the nearest "hallelujah I'm saved" worship service!
2006-10-03 00:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-03 04:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nut B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if ur catholic, then they're all going 2 hell because they didnt believe in christ and in god...RELIGION = BULLSHITTT
2006-10-02 23:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by UnholySoldier 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the 2 pts sucka!
2006-10-02 23:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋