lol, is this how u get when u get drunk?
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
2006-10-02 15:34:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, been there a couple times, I hate to admit! That is hilarious!!! lol
2006-10-02 15:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story.
My older brother got so drunk!
when he woke up in the morning and saw his car parked sideways on the lawn with the door open and the keys in it and his front door kicked in.
He actually thought someone broke into his house and tryed to steal his Car.....LOL..
I figured out what really happened ( thank god he did not kill anyone ) he drove home from the bar so drunk he must of fell out of his car in his front yard and could not find his keys so the kicked in his front door in.
He no longer drinks anything and hasnt for twenty something years now. Crazy
2006-10-02 22:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sunglass kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you feel something cold on your back, you look behind you and it's the pavement
2006-10-02 22:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1 you vote for hillary as president
2006-10-03 00:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alcoholism is funny.
2006-10-02 22:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2006-10-02 22:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by ihateblueinkpens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-02 22:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-10-04 17:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋