Some more blonde jokes that we all just love.?

Question

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

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A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

lol, im a blonde and i love blonde jokes, lol, half of them are like somthing we would actually do. sad huh?

Answer 1

ha ha ha,
two blonds walked though the forest and found a set of tracks one blond said they were deer tracks one blond said there were bear tracks and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Answer 2

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"


There was this blond driving down a country road, a big long corn field running down the side of the road. The blonde's cruising along, top down, radio blaring and she looks out into this field and sees another blond, sitting in a row boat. Right in the middle of the field, sitting in this row boat just working those oars.
The Blond sees this, gets all pissed off and screeches to a halt on the road side. She jumps out and starts screaming at the top of her lungs to this blond in the boat.
"Hey bytch! It's blonde's like you that give us all a bad name! You're fuking lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your azz!!"

Answer 3

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

Answer 4

hahaha! funny! Heres one for you......There are a blnd and a brunette waching t.v when a headline story comes on about a man who is threatining to kill himself by jumping off a building! So the blonde says "I bet you $50 he won't jump!" "Ok I'll take that bet!" says the brunette (the guy ends up jumping) "Well heres your $50!" No I can't take your money." "Why not you won fair and square" "I saw the news earlier, I knew he was gonna jump" "Well, gee, I did too but I didnt think he would jump again!"

Answer 5

a blonde swimmer was swimming across a lake and was getting very tired. she was half way across and she desides to turn around because she was tired.

not the best dumb blonde joke but it's funny.

Answer 6

There were two blondes and they each had a horse. They had no way to tell which one was whose.

"Let's cut off one of their tails," said one blonde. And they did. But eventually, it grew back. Distraught, they came up with another plan.

"Let's beak one of their legs!" said one blonde.

"Alright, but which horse?" said the other, "The black one or the brown one?"

Answer 7

Two blondes walk into a bar.......................... You'd think one of them would have seen it coming.

Answer 8

HAHAHAHAHA thats funny

Answer 9

:) Good Luck! :)

Answer 10

LOL. LOL.