phrases to land a girl?

Question

very simple

Answer 1

Need some cream in your coffee ?

Answer 2

Phrase 1.: Hey, baby, my name is Jose. Remember my name because you're gonna be screaming it later tonight.
Phrase 2. I'd crawl through ten miles of razor wire to smell the hubcaps of the truck that carries your undies to the laundry.
Phrase 3. Hello. You seem like a nice girl. My name is Jose and I would very much like to buy you a cup of coffee (etc).
Personally, I like Phrase 3 because it's honest, uncool so it's cooler than the cool, and it makes the girl feel comfortable.