An English gentleman travelled to New York City one rainy summer for the funeral of an old girlfriend. Having packed in a hurry, he forgot to bring his galoshes. Not wanting to ruin his shoes in the mud that was sure to be at his departed friend's burial ceremony, he went to a shoe store.
"Pardon me." he asked the clerk, "Do you have any black rubbers?"
The confused clerk said he did not, but directed the man to the drugstore across the street.
The Englishman asked the pharmacist, "Pardon me, but do you have any black rubbers?"
The pharmacist replied, "I don't know but I'll take a look."
From the back room, he called out, "I have green, red, purple, blue and rainbow, but no black." Returning to the counter he asked the Englishman, "Why do you want black rubbers, anyway?"
The Englishman replied, "My old girlfriend just died."
The surprised pharmacist said, "Oh, you English are so refined!"
2006-10-02 14:26:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in america or in england do they really have all those color galoshes? and i hope his passed g/f had Jesus in her heart so they would be in heaven and not hell forever gnashnin teeth
2006-10-03 10:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice!
2006-10-02 21:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Valeria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-10-03 08:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Same language, no understanding! LOL.
2006-10-03 06:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah very good i liked it a lot.................ty
2006-10-02 21:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-02 21:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!!
that's gross/funny...
hahahahaha
2006-10-02 22:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-03 08:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋