englishman, irishman and scotsman are all being held captive. they have one last request before they all die. the irishman asks for a pint of guinness and downs it- then they kill him. then the scotsman asks for a glass of brandy and downs that-then they kill him too. they ask the englishman what he wants. he asks for a slice of bread. his captives all look at each other puzzled. then they give him the bread. he rolls it up and puts it down the front of his underpants. then he takes it out and shows it to his captives. "let him go" they all cry. "why" asks another. "because..."
five points to whoever knows the punchline.
2006-10-02 13:13:16 · 16 answers · asked by tjyf j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont know but I have got to know .. come on tell me tell me lol
2006-10-02 13:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by michelle b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only five points? Why do you have the power, oh omnipotent one!
2006-10-02 20:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was really a cross dressing englishwoman
2006-10-02 20:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he didnt ask for alcohol like the others
2006-10-02 20:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Evie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz hes just plane weird
2006-10-02 20:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by full metal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he made a marshellow fluff sandwich!
2006-10-02 20:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beacuse the joke was not funny
2006-10-02 20:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"because... he turned it into an English muffin"
2006-10-02 20:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..."He'll make us eat the bread!" He said.
2006-10-02 20:26:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"...because....this man is indeed the Son of God."
2006-10-02 20:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋