25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s**t."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s**t, what the hell happened?"
Bonus: 26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ***. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too
2006-10-02 12:37:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can relate to so many of these. I guess it's time to admit I'm a grown-up. No, I'll stick with my saying: "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." Thanks for the laughs!
2006-10-02 12:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Margie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it continues to be God's note, and as God has stated, "heaven and earth would bypass away, yet my note endureth always". possibly, lots of those who're career to be Christians and are struggling with and arguing, and casing all sorts of complications for different Christians, aren't any more extremely fairly born again contained in the first position. Now do not confuse taking a stand for the reality as "hatred" or "arguing". There are those who're going to take an offense hostile to someone who takes a stand. this isn't causing hatred or arguments. it truly is doing what God has instructed us to do.
2016-11-25 23:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its number 1, 3, 4, 15, 16. i'm not that old...just 19
2006-10-02 12:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by dimples 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. #24 doesn't make sense. We did that all the time when we were younger. We had less money back then. It would make more sense to say "You DON'T drink at home........."
2006-10-02 12:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by bbydol221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4, only
2006-10-02 13:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not even that old to do all of that stuff, I'm just 13.
2006-10-02 13:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao yes almost all of them apply to me how sad huh lol
2006-10-03 04:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them but I can't say wich ones
2006-10-02 14:16:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ! LMAO You know you write some pretty funny **** here try my question, that video is funny i swear! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-02 12:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by O00-ACE-00O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was the first thing again,huh I didn't hear you???wtf?
2006-10-02 13:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋