"AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND."
-US Marine Corps
"CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop.
"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal
"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU JUST BOMBED." -US. Air Force manual
"TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO." -Infantry Journal
"TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS." -U.S. Army Ordnance
"FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS."
-Infantry Journal
"BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID." -David Hackworth
"IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH." -Infantry Journal
"NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION."
-Joe Gay
"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER....ONCE." -Anon
"NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO." -Unknown Marine Recruit
"DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU." -Infantry Journal
"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
2006-10-02 12:26:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny as hell man! An you know what the crazy thing is , they are all true! Thanks for the great laugh!
2006-10-02 12:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by O00-ACE-00O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank-you you received a smile :o) I will send these to my son in the military.
2006-10-02 12:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by gormom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny i liked the minesweeper ship one.
2006-10-02 13:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by TheSmart1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all true
how in the hell could you be looking for a question in this he is only trying to share with us his expanse of knowledge
jk
2006-10-02 12:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Matthew D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
are these real? Because they are funny!!!
2006-10-02 12:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question?
2006-10-02 12:27:48 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
it's these the fact.
2006-10-02 12:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋