A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'
She was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem. The Pastor said, 'Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.'
So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?' One male parrot looked at the other one and said, 'Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.'
2006-10-02 12:04:54 · 19 answers · asked by Wizzy Woman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahahaha!!! OH MY -I am calling my brother right now to tell him this one he will love it!
2006-10-02 12:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by DrVodka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Reminds me of the tramp (Hobo) who was walking down the street with a parrot on his shoulder.
A cop stopped him and said 'Where did you get that?'
The parrot replied 'It started as a boil on my foot.'
2006-10-02 12:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 19:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by shery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.
2006-10-02 12:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,have a good day honry parrot
2006-10-02 12:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG very funny
2006-10-02 12:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO sooo funny and cute too.
2006-10-02 12:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !
2006-10-02 12:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by Ross B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-02 20:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-02 12:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by Matthew D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋