A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil people. Don't mess with them.
2006-10-02 11:55:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll drink to that!
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2006-10-02 12:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are the dominant gender! LADIES UNITE!!
2006-10-02 19:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that's a horrible deed
2006-10-02 19:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You told it wrong, but its still really funny either way, thumbs up! :)
2006-10-02 19:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. very clever on her part.
2006-10-02 19:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-10-02 18:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart girl i like this story
2006-10-02 19:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats funny lol
2006-10-02 18:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute !!!!
2006-10-02 19:03:08 · answer #9 · answered by LiveLaughLove'12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brillant! lmao
2006-10-02 22:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋