A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says,
"Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her *** in it."
2006-10-02 11:51:32 · 15 answers · asked by veri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"before Tiffany sits in it."
ha ha ha.. I think i know Tiffany
and i think i know Lisa too...
but iwas drunk, i don't member.
♣
2006-10-02 11:53:34 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny- keep em coming.
2006-10-02 12:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Um-Hum. LOL.LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
You have a nice evening!
2006-10-03 14:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl that is funny. send me more if you get the chance too.
2006-10-02 11:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by C aka baby gurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good one and funny hahaha .. i actually heard this before but in different story .. yours is best one ,,, hahahaha .
2006-10-02 13:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol thats pretty funny
2006-10-02 11:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-02 14:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious lololol omg
2006-10-02 11:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Cloudz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-02 11:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
2006-10-02 11:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋