Your funniest joke ever has to be your answer. Please, no dirty jokes. I'll accept stupid ones, though.
2006-10-02 11:46:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
SOME WOMAN ARE EVIL!!!LIKE THIS ONE!!!
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few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-10-02 12:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is an old one but still funny- how do you drownd a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2006-10-02 19:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
student: would u punish me for something i did not do?
Teacher: No! why ?
student:good !coz i didnt do my homework!
2006-10-03 13:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
2006-10-02 19:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
come to the dark side,we have cookies.
2006-10-02 18:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Laela 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
y did the lady smack santa?
cause he said hohoho
2006-10-02 18:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by Cloudz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋