A man goes to the doctor for his checkup.
The doctor tells him (of course): "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is, you've got terminal cancer. There's no treatment, and you have only a few weeks left."
Man: "Oh my god! That's horrible! What could possibly be the good news?"
Doctor: "See that hot nurse? I'm sleeping with her!"
2006-10-02 11:41:41 · 6 answers · asked by Schmeep 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man: "And why are you telling me?"
Doctor: "I'm ****** telling everybody!"
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2006-10-02 11:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny or laughable at all
2006-10-02 19:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so waht is the good news for the man?
2006-10-02 18:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Did you leave out part of this joke??????
2006-10-02 18:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that isnt that funny
2006-10-02 18:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...........................................(wolf howling in the background).....................................................................
2006-10-02 18:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by fierce_guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋