An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story.
I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”
The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?” the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, “No.”
The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”
“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot that bear.” Replied the doctor, “That’s kind of what I’m getting at.”
2006-10-02 11:35:44 · 12 answers · asked by veri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonder if this is the same guy...
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
2006-10-04 06:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the joke of the day. Thumbs up Sweetie.
2006-10-02 11:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
That's a good one!
Have a great evening!
2006-10-03 14:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-10-02 11:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by kiss_of_a_dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry old man it my baby :-(
2006-10-02 17:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha .. that funny lol nice one
2006-10-02 11:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha!!! it was the post man!
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2006-10-02 11:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny
2006-10-02 19:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-10-02 11:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by Manda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wll,doc. mean someone rape her b-fore he did
2006-10-02 12:00:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋