A burglar breaks into a house, he's looking for the safe when he hears a voice.....
"Jesus is watching you!"
In panic he spins round and his torch illuminates a parrot.
"Was that you? did you say that?" exclaims the thief.
"Yes it was me,and Jesus is still watching you!" says the bird.
"I couldn't give a toss for your Jesus, but you might be worth something. You got a name?"
"Moses" the parrot replies.
"Moses? what kind of religious idiot calls a parrot Moses?"says the burglar with a laugh.
The parrot caws and winks...." The same idiot that calls the Rottwieler Jesus!"
2006-10-02 11:32:18 · 9 answers · asked by prometheus_unbound 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heh, yeah, that's cute, I like it =)
2006-10-02 11:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so going to HELL for blasphemy!!
LoL!
2006-10-02 18:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great joke
2006-10-02 18:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by staci m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Love it!
2006-10-02 19:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by A J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad... Sacreligious, but not bad... :)
2006-10-02 18:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one...
2006-10-02 18:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-02 18:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-10-02 18:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by deemark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2006-10-02 18:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋