A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,that's the law.
License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop
or convince me of the difference, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
me the ticket,if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer, and says:
" DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
2006-10-02 11:31:07 · 17 answers · asked by veri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh-Huh!! LOL. LOL.
There is a big difference! LOl.
2006-10-03 14:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it when Lawyers get hurt. Thanks!
Did he sue the Deputy, though?
2006-10-02 18:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-10-02 18:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it rates about a 6
2006-10-02 18:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will defineitly share this one with the office. do you know any about truck drivers or warehouse helpers.
2006-10-02 18:35:34 · answer #5 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny. But very demented.
2006-10-02 18:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. Good joke.
2006-10-02 18:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by jess m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still love it.
2006-10-02 18:33:57 · answer #8 · answered by Toy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not
2006-10-02 18:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Natalie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny as hell...keep em coming
2006-10-02 18:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋