2006-10-02 11:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ok i'm looking for as many different answers to this 'joke' as i can get just out of curiosity and boredom...like 10, 1 to change the bulb and nine to pin the medal on his chest,etc,etc
2006-10-02 11:36:27 · update #1
for mrs tink...im sure you're very smart and i bow in the shadow of your intelligence...now let me tell you what a bloke is...its an English slang term for a man...there you learn something new every day o smart one!
2006-10-02 11:39:55 · update #2
One to hold it and 500 to turn the ceiling round
2006-10-02 11:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by woo hoo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly question considering that men invented the light bulb and do most of the light bulb changing, especially where it is dangerous such as up lamp posts and on high bridges etc.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, one to actually change the bulb, one to whinge and whine about how oppressed the bulb is and one to secretly wish she was that bulb.
2006-10-02 12:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One
2006-10-02 11:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well - if that "bloke" is somebody like Tony Blair than I can understand your confusion.
2006-10-02 11:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by rabble rouser 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None,I'm 5ft 10 and change it myself just by standing underneath it.
2006-10-02 11:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None - you get the woman to do it after she puts dinner on the table!
2006-10-02 11:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by silversilver3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One & all his mates from the pub shouting encouragement
2006-10-02 11:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 and a woman to nag him till it's done.
2006-10-02 11:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ari A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three!!!
One to do it and the other two to listen to him brag about the 'screwing' part.
2006-10-02 23:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Chester Copperpot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i nott sure what a bloke is but im blond and prob twice as smart as u! ALL A"s BABY!
2006-10-02 11:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by mrs. Tink 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋