2006-10-02 11:25:58 · 13 answers · asked by ajakhatarinaak47 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by the way, yo momma's so old, wen i slapped her back, her t!ts fell off.
2006-10-02 15:17:17 · update #1
yo momma so fat she uses diet soap
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2006-10-02 11:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb she went hunting; on the way the sign read BEAR LEFT; She went back home.
Yo momma so dumb she ran a bath of water and still came in last.
Yo momma so dumb that if she played the piano, the piano would win.
Yo momma so dumb that if she beat an egg we'd all be surprised.
2006-10-06 16:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so funky she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo Momma's so funky she made Right Guard turn left!
2006-10-02 19:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like yo momma.
2006-10-02 18:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow an skittles popped out
2006-10-02 20:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by JackiePaper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Maomma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
2006-10-02 19:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by bunkbed10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat She beeps when She backs up!
Yo Mama so fat, if you throw something at Her it goes into an Orbit.
2006-10-02 18:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly she made onion cry.
yo mama so old she got Jesus beeper number.
yo mama so ugly and old she iron her face before goes to walmart
yo mama so fat they used the elastic from her underwear to bungee jumping
Yo mama so ugly she have to tie a bone around her neck to get a dog to play with her
2006-10-02 18:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so ugly the minuterafter she was born her mothe shouted"What a treasure!" and her father said"Yes,now let's go bury her."
2006-10-02 18:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by Tee-Tee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes out side!!!
2006-10-02 18:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋