A man leans over & asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind this very
tavern,
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, I remember it well" she says. "OK," he says, "How about taking a
stroll around there again and lets do it there again, for old times
sake?"
"Charlie,- you old devil, -it sounds crazy, but why not?"
A police officer, sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
chuckles
to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old birds in action.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows
them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, Finally,
they
get to the back of the tavern, make their way to the fence, the old
lady
lifts her skirt & the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against
the
fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex the watching policeman
has
ever encountered. The action goes on for what seems to be at least 10
minutes.
Loud noises, moans, groans, grunts & sighs are emitted from both
partners.
Finally, they both collapse on the ground, exhausted.
The policeman is totally amazed. He feels that he has learned something
important about life & aging that he couldn't have imagined.
After half an hour of lying there recovering, the old couple struggles
to
their
feet, re-arranges their clothing, and start to leave. The policeman
thinks,
I've got to find out what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says, "Excuse me, I happened to see that, and
I
must say - it was truly amazing! You must have had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to your ability to perform like
that?"
The old man replies, "Well - fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence.
"
2006-10-02 11:20:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!! I went back and read it 3 times!! LMAO! thats funny
2006-10-02 11:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are they ok? I hope they didn't need medical attention- a shock like that can be painful.
Funny vignette, though- if they lived- symptoms can develop much later. They should be help for observation for the night.
2006-10-02 18:24:55 · answer #2 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL.
That's a good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great evening!
2006-10-03 21:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i cant believe that
2006-10-02 18:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how funny....
2006-10-02 18:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋