For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, w e’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost Her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
2006-10-02 11:17:07 · 9 answers · asked by veri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its not outstandingly hilarious, but its a bit dirty, so u have to know alot of nasty stuff to really get it
2006-10-02 11:25:59 · update #1
eh, 3 star out of 5.
2006-10-02 11:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by leikevy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have yet to perfect the pull out method and have two kids to prove it!
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2006-10-02 11:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur right mildly funny but very sick but funny
2006-10-02 11:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-10-02 11:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was effin hilarious! got any more?
2006-10-02 11:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's a Goodie! LOL.
2006-10-03 14:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-10-02 11:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha , not funny
2006-10-02 11:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by chuco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay.....
2006-10-02 11:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋