If a Jewish and Muslim man were stranded on a deserted island with only a Christian woman, who would get the?

Question

woman and why?

Answer 1

If they are not married, then neither will get the Christian woman, who will save herself for marriage :))

Answer 2

Don't know about Jews but Muslims can marry a Christian woman.

In fact, my wife is Christian.

So, most probably Muslim will marry the woman (if she allows).

Answer 3

After the Jew and Muslim fought it out, the winner would fight Gilligan, and he'd kick all their butts, so....in turn, he'd walk back with the woman, but the Skipper would probably beat Gilligan over the head with a coconut, and take her for his own.

Religiously, and metaphorically speaking, of course.

Answer 4

The Muslim. Ever heard of Portnoy's Complaint?

Answer 5

If the woman wants to marry,the Muslim can marry her as Muslim male can marry a Jew or christian woman.But if for seducing her I think the Jew can take her as Islam bans seducing.

Answer 6

It depends. 1. Are the Jew and Muslim married? It's likely they wouldn't have an affair. 2. Are they religious? They won't intermarry if they are.

Answer 7

I'd carry a freezer full of pork chops, that way, me and the Cristian girl would have a feast and the other two would just starve to death

Answer 8

Muslim would commit suicide in order to get 99 virgins. Jew would convert the shikse and enjoy the stay

Answer 9

The guy who'd get the Christian nookie would be whoever won the "spin the crucifix". You can't argue with God's will.

Answer 10

the two men would continue the thousands of years of fighting that has characterized the relationship of their peoples

the woman would remain chaste, while trying to get the men to consider peace

finally, the muslim guy would destroy them all in a suicide bombing, or induced landslide, or whatever it took

there, a little allegory to go with your little talmudic question