What are some of your favorite jokes?

Question

If they make me laugh you might get points.. Not a very cool prize but it's all I can give you. Lol

Answer 1

Three tortoises, Roy, Harold and Keith, decide to go on a picnic. They pack a bottle of wine and a hamper full of goodies and set off. Three days later, they arrive at the picnic spot. They sit down to enjoy the afternoon and then realise that they've forgotten the cork screw. They're all desperate for a wine, so Harold and Keith nominate Roy to go back and get the corkscrew. Roy puts up a fight saying "No, I don't trust you. By the time I get back, you'll have eaten all the food!" Keith and Harold swear on their little tortoise lives that they won't, so Roy sets off. Four days later, he's still not back, but the others remember their promise and don't touch the food, even though they're ravenous. A whole week goes past, and they're starting to get worried, but still don't eat anything. Ten days later, they can't stand it anymore, and open up the hamper and start eating the sandwiches. Keith has just taken his first bite, when Roy pops up from behind a rock and says "I knew it! I'm not ****** going!"

Answer 2

a blonde, brunette and a red head run into a barn as they are being chased by the police, they each climb into to a potato sack so they cant be seen. the police enter, one of the officer kicks the first sack, the brunette goes meaoo, officer says its ok its just cats in a sack, he kicks the next sack, woof-woof goes the red head, officer goes its ok it only a dog, he goes to the next sack and kicks it the blonde goes says potatos.

Answer 3

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http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes...
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.ht...
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm......
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index...
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/