1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2 I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5 Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8 NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12 God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13 The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14 Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
20They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was alreeady taken.
21Ham and eggs…A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig
2006-10-02 10:19:08 · 11 answers · asked by barkel76 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Very well thought out. I would have to go with
#4 and
#5
Thanks, and it is a great question, honestly.......
2006-10-02 10:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 5
2006-10-02 10:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Alien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15
2006-10-02 10:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by debarina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 5
2006-10-02 10:21:03 · answer #4 · answered by Drea M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. I have an excuse though I'm 6 weeks pregnantâ¥
2006-10-02 10:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! I would say a combination of 5 and 16.
2006-10-02 10:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by Harley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's got to be 5.
2006-10-02 11:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this is like the most stupid question on the planet.. but it got me two points!
2006-10-02 10:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4.my bf has shown me that his family and friends are way more cazy than mine.
2006-10-02 10:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noone of them. my life is so nice because am inlove again!!
2006-10-02 10:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Santa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋