A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
2006-10-02 10:12:32 · 16 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny got to give it u loved it
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2006-10-02 11:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! If I were married and if the doctor prescribed that to me, I would do the same thing as that lady suggested.
2006-10-02 17:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well should she be doing that already? cummon ladies, whatever happened to pleaseing your man? or maybe im just a "beginner" and i have no idea what im talking about!
2006-10-02 18:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by Johns*lil*Wifey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny i really like your jokes
2006-10-02 17:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa... the joke was very good and unpredictable....
2006-10-02 17:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,miss wife don't like that at all
2006-10-02 17:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's about what I would have said.
2006-10-02 17:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-02 17:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jinha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....that's a good one!
2006-10-02 17:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh that was so funny lol lol lol
2006-10-02 19:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋