Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2006-10-02 09:55:08 · 17 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I love this Joke! LOL.
It's a goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-03 06:24:06 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! She brought him down!
2006-10-02 17:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong!! The mess up thing is my last name is Jones!! lol
2006-10-02 17:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tee-Tee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2006-10-02 17:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that not nice but funny at same time
2006-10-02 16:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by sharon b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, funny joke, but so old, it has cobwebs on it!
2006-10-02 17:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hah very funny
2006-10-02 20:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by marhayy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool well as they say women better than men
2006-10-02 17:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but ew
2006-10-02 21:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA, HA that was funny. nice joke.
2006-10-02 16:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋