A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
2006-10-02 09:51:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F-U-N-N-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!! e-mailed this one around!
thanks for the giggles!!!
2006-10-02 09:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by bigmammarush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! The blondes told him!
2006-10-02 17:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! That is funny!!!!! Look at the colour of my hair! And yes it is REALLY blonde and really mine! May I have the 10 points now?
Ahem......I have bodyguards and blonde friends and blonde sympathisers...tho...I did sell my car for gas money...but i had a good reason, it stopped running.
2006-10-02 16:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awesome!
2006-10-02 16:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by Tracey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good One!!
2006-10-02 17:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That blind dude is going to die in that bar. That joke is stupid!!!!
2006-10-02 16:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Tee-Tee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny.
2006-10-02 16:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im blond and i even think that was funny
2006-10-02 17:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by Brittany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha- Ha--ha! That is a good one!
2006-10-02 16:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-02 21:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋