Do "virgins" in Islamic heaven imply the existance of non-virgins or they terminated after a Muslim use?

Question

“(Regarding Heaven) Then we have made them VIRGINS,” http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/05

“(In paradise) Eat and drink pleasantly for what you did…Reclining on thrones set in lines, and We will unite them to large-eyed beautiful ones.” http://cwis.usc.edu/dept/MSA/quran/052.qmt.html6.qmt.html#056.036

The Quran promises virgins but doesnt say how many. The number 72 is a sacred number and thus is assumed to be the amount a good Jihadist will get.

Heres the issue, once a woman is pumped in Islamic heaven, she is no longer a virgin...so what use is she now? The Quran speaks of heaven in terms of male delights, and there doesnt appear to be any room for woman who like sex.

Maybe Islamic heaven is one big ho-holocaust, where Muslim men screw the virgin and then shes thrown into the oven...maybe sent to hell as a matter of efficiency.

Muslims, are there any non-virgin woman in heaven? Are the once virgin woman recycled or terminated?

Answer 1

Seriously: are you a crypto-Fascist or something? Islamic "Heaven" makes as much sense as any Heaven myth.

Answer 2

Al Zarqawi goes to his afterlife. As soon as he gets to his room, he is pummeled by George Washington. While Washington is working him over, Thomas Jefferson joins in the pounding. Not one to miss a good fight, Patrick Henry joins the fray.

After a while these patriots leave and in walk Booker T. Washington, Robert E. Lee, George Mason and James Monroe. They pick up the severe ************ where the others left off…

A look of horror comes over Zarqawi’s face as he realizes….

“OH NO! IT’S 72 VIRGINIANS!!!”

More questions about the whole 72 virgin deal:

1) What if he wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case?
12) Is there an age of consent?
13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually?
15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating?
16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied?
17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick?
18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated?
19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many?
20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity?
21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins?
22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up?
23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list?
24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys?
25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell?
26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino?
27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record?
28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward?
29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off?
30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys?
31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her?
32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins?
33) If so, are there 72 available?
34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more?
35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins?
36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin?
37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins?
38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage?
39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day?
40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel?
41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise?
42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then?
43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup?
44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins?
45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts?
46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy?
47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?"
48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed?
49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women?
50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too?
51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent?
52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever?
53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get?
54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly?
55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture?
56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbit got hired as one of the virgins?
57) What does Gloria Steinem have to say about all this?
58) When he gets home, does he have to say "How was your day?" to all 72 virgins?
59) Do they have counseling for sexual addiction in paradise?
60) If the virgins start hogging the remote, is he in hell?
61) They must take up an entire theater when they go to the movies, huh?
62) Are there restaurants in paradise that can accommodate a reservation for 73?
63) If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities, is she considered two virgins?
64) Does he get all the virgins at once, or do they have an installment plan?
65) Is the bomber entitled to subsitutes, exchanges, or refunds?
66) What if all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the bomber together again?
67) Is "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a valid excuse in paradise?
68) Do the virgins come with a warranty?
69) If so, does paradise replace defective parts and provide on-site service?
70) What do you call a lifetime warranty if you're dead?
71) Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
72) Who gets to clean up all those nasty sheets?

Answer 3

Its ridiculous how people get caught up in this minor detail.

Men and women can get ANYTHING they desire in heaven. If women want men, so be it, they will get it.

There IS room for women in heaven, to do whatever she wants. The greatest part of heaven is attaining nearness to Allah as Allah states in the Qur'an. Heaven exists as you can't imagine. Therefore, your little criticisms on heaven are naive, when you take a step back and look at the entire picture.

In heaven, EVERYONE will be pure.

On this earth, sex is a big part of life. You can't deny it. Ask google.com what their number one search topic is. You'll know what I mean. Islam is the true word of God because it doesn't have to be "politically correct". God knows his creation and he knows that humans like sex -- psychologically, physiologically and emotionally speaking. Thus, that will be A COMPONENT of paradise. It only makes sense for such a form of pleasure to be present in the afterlife. The pleasures in the afterlife are a reflection of the pleasures on this world (i.e. palaces, gardens, rivers, foods, drinks, sexual pleasures). If the last pleasure offends you, then I'm sure if you request Allah you don't want the last one he'll listen, INSHALLAH.

Now, will there be 70, 20 or 2 virgins? Allah knows. Why are you stressing? God says it clearly, in heaven each person shall get what their heart desires. The biggest deal is ultimate nearness to our Creator.

Answer 4

There you go thinking with your tiny human mind again. I don't recall the arabic saying virgins specifically. In fact the issue is very vague. And women also get rewarded as well.
Who says a women becomes a non-virgin once she has sex in heaven? Again...your earthly human mind is assuming things.....

Answer 5

Only One Heaven and Jesus the son of God paved the road son,dont matter what other peoples have in there hearts or laws and beliefs.There aint no but one God and he dont use souls for pleasure,he values all his creations and wont abuse nobody in heaven or earth.Read the good king James and fill your cup.

Answer 6

Yes, they're obsolute after the first time. Therefore they can only have sex 72 times for all of eternity. That's like once every 10 million years. Ouch. Talk about blue balls....

Answer 7

Why is it you have so many broken links?

Actually, as mentioned many many times on this board (in case you did or did not notice) there's no such tale of virgins in heaven outside of the suicide martyrs recruiters club and the islamophobe anonymous group.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmilBmrTnD5KjaXyV3MXPa3sy6IX?qid=1006040414434

Answer 8

Where do the virgins come from? Were they on earth and died as virgins?

Answer 9

They recycle.