For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
2006-10-02 09:37:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that's hilarious! I'm so gonna use that!!
2006-10-02 10:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-18 09:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like that one! Did you know that 75% of one night stands are brought on by women now?
2006-10-02 09:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Vix 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard that off of "The Parkers" before. But I'm not involved in all of that yet since I'm 13.
2006-10-02 09:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bobby keep the jokes coming, they are wicked!
2006-10-02 16:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is probably terribly rude of me, and I know I shouldn't...but I must admit that this struck me as terribly funny. Shame on me....but thank you for that laugh.
2006-10-02 09:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! That is great! :o)
I oughta tell my husband that one..lol, tell him I want to return him back to the pigfarm.. lol.
Hope you don't mind but I just might use that one!!!
LMAO Hillarious!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-02 09:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by carebearashee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that. Good one, and very true.
2006-10-02 09:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
should i introduce her to a Dodger Dog?
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2006-10-02 09:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Couldn't have said it better myself.
2006-10-02 09:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by locatorchic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋