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2 car salemen are sitting at a bar after work.
One salesman says to the other, "I better sell some cars soon or I'm going to lose my a.s.s."

Just then the saleman sees a beautiful woman sitting 2 barstools down from them, and says, "Oh Im sorry about my language."

The woman replies, "Thats OK. If I dont sell some a.s.s soon, I'm going to lose my car."

2006-10-02 09:14:38 · 7 answers · asked by creskin 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

jajaja,,,

2006-10-02 09:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Repostera06 6 · 0 0

More A S S humor

This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old a.s.s.?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."

2006-10-02 16:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee! That's the name of a car!

2006-10-02 16:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He he, car salesman AND a prostitute joke all in one!

2006-10-02 16:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

hee hee

2006-10-02 16:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0 0

not funny.
sorry

2006-10-02 16:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by sharon b 3 · 0 0

this is good. honestly.

2006-10-02 16:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0 0

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