Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of ______________which I saw advertised ______the _______________ today. Enclosed you will find my ______________which is to help you ____________ my _____________________ and to _______________ my __________________ in the hopes you will ___________ me very soon. Yours truly, ___________________.
2006-10-02 09:10:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of a total slùt which I saw advertised babies being born to the uncaring yet seductive world today. Enclosed you will find my "kitty" which is to help you feel pleasure and to repopulate my family in the hopes you will marry me very soon. Yours truly, Pam Anderson.
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of your personal wĥore which I saw advertised at the Custom Chiwawa Food Store today. Enclosed you will find my video with me and an older man having lots of "fun" which is to help you want me and to hire me in the hopes you will make me more rich so I can buy all the bombs and lethal weapons I need to kill Nicole Richie in the most painful way I can. Yours truly, Paris Hilton
2006-10-02 09:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of prostitute which I saw advertised at the club today. Enclosed you will find my picture which is to help you study my body and to look at my unmentionables in the hopes you will bang me very soon. Yours truly, Brittany Spears.
2006-10-02 16:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of morgist which I saw advertised at the washroom today. Enclosed you will find my butt which is to help you search my butt and to find my poo in the hopes you will send me yours very very soon. Yours Truly, Pure Morgist
2006-10-02 16:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Leafs This Year 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of Psychic Medium which I saw advertised as becoming vacant in tomorrow's paper following the death of the present one which will happen later today. Enclosed you will find my predictions which is to help you confirm my appointment and to agree my future salary and free crystal ball as I have already seen these details in the Tarot cards. In the knowledge you will be contacting me very soon.
Yours truly,
Mystic Margaret
2006-10-02 19:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Human Resources Manager:
I am applying for the position of Mini Rosario which I saw advertised on the Men's restroon at Barney's today. Enclosed you will find my 1-976- number which is to help you get my green card number and to locate my lesbian partner in the hopes you will hire me very soon. Yours truly, Kathy Griffin.
2006-10-02 16:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Karen Walker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am applying for the position of tea lady... advertised in the paper today... inside you will find my penis...to help you stir my pot and to prove my enthusiasm in the hopes you will scuttle me very soon,
yours truly george bush
2006-10-02 16:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-02 16:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by wife&mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋