A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents asked him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?" He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"
2006-10-02 08:51:08 · 8 answers · asked by looking for the left eye 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm Catholic by the way and it's still funny.
2006-10-02 08:59:07 · update #1
OH FOR SHAME !!
I don't know if I'm more ashamed of you for telling the joke,
or me for laughing so hard.
Oh that's it, I'm going to Hell for this one. I'll meet ya there. LOL
2006-10-02 10:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha, plus sign. Good one. Even though the bottom line of the plus sign goes down too far for it to be a plus sign....
2006-10-02 09:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 03:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. I am catholic and offended. But laughing nonetheless. Now, who knows a good Holocaust joke??
2006-10-02 08:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one and still not funny and I'm not Catholic.Not that it matters.
2006-10-02 12:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"to the plus sign" LMAO!!!
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2006-10-02 08:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a pretty good one!
2006-10-02 08:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kacey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a goiod one!
2006-10-02 09:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by ecodave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋