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I can laugh because I was once a southern Baptist.

I joined the Southern Baptist church against my mothers wishes at age 14. I was told that once saved always saved and no matter what I did, I could never lose my salvation.

I joined the Assembly of God church and then the UPC and the preacher who baptized me kept telling me I was still a Baptist and kept my name on the roll. I even studied with the jehovah's witness and still was on the Baptist roster. Heck I even did a few months as an athiest and still I was consedered a Baptist. all that changed however when I went 20 years without seeing my old preacher and he came where I worked one time and recognized me, but when he found out I had been a member of the Chruch of Christ for 20 years he imediatly went to the church building and took my name off the church roster and I even recieved a letter informing me I had been taken off the roster as I was no longer a Christian.

I asked why I was no longer considered a Christian when all those years I was told once saved always saved and the preacher informed me that I was never a Christian to begin with or else I would never have become a member of the Churh of Chtist.

2006-10-02 09:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey I am a Southern Baptist and you would have adored any time with me. I would have a beer for you when you walked in the door, supper would be cooking and I would give you a nice massage after dinner!

Not all Southern Baptists are potluck lovers who don't dance or have sex!

2006-10-02 08:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hahahaha!

2006-10-02 08:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A good point of the scripture of not being unequally yolked to someone!

2006-10-02 08:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

Well... uh. LOL. Ok, it's disrespectful but somewhat comical. Sorry to hear that you had a bad experience.

2006-10-02 08:51:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just had to share that I am hysterical with laughter.
Thank You

2006-10-02 08:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 4 · 0 0

LMAO too, yes, you have. Consider yourself free!

2006-10-02 08:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 0 1

Yes, yes you have

2006-10-02 08:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You most certainly have.

2006-10-02 08:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by Killer Nandin 3 · 0 0

One would certainly think so.

2006-10-02 08:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0 1

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