tell me any stupid joke!
like: 2 sausages in a frying pan
1 turns to the other an says,
"god its hot in here"
the other says,
ARRGGGHHH A TALKIN SAUSAGE!!!!
2006-10-02 08:35:53 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm so poor i can't afford to pay attention!!!!!
2006-10-03 14:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's warm yellow, smells of banana's and trickles down tree's?
A: Monkey sick
Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
Q: How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?
A: Footprint in the butter.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in the fridge?
A: 2 sets of footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there are 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: 3 stets of footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there are 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: There is a mini parked outside
Two head lice on a bald head.
one Say's "I can remember when this was only a footpath."
Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot?
A: Biting into an apple and finding half a maggot
Q: What do you call a spider without legs?
A: A currant
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk
Q: What do you call a green fly without wings or legs?
A: A bogey
Q: What do you call a Chinese man riding a bike?
A: A cyclist
2006-10-02 08:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-02-16 05:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Donnette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's clear and smells like carrots? Bunny farts
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You "neek" up on it
What's black and white, black and white, black and white and blue? A nun falling down the stairs
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato when they were walking in the mall? Ketchup !
2006-10-02 11:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember this from school
2 guys were walking along the road when one of them gets knocked down by a bus.
The bus driver get out and asks the guy that was knocked down if he was ok. The injured man says "want to buy a wardrope"
rofl.
2006-10-02 08:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy standing at bar having a drink, he gets propositioned and winked at by a male midget. The guy gets upset and drags the midget outside to give him a good slapping. He stops when he hears the police sirens approaching, he runs away followed by the midget and they hide in a wheelie bin. They hear the police looking for them and one officer says " if i catch whoever was fighting I'll shove this truncheon right up his fukcing a.rse ", the midget shouts " I'm in the bin "...........................
2006-10-02 09:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats red and goes vroooooom?
A strawberry on a motorbike.
Whats red and purple and goes vroooooom?
The strawberry giving a plum a ride home from work.
2006-10-02 12:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by andycam_8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a pub with a lizard on his shoulder. He says to the barman "I'll have a pint of lager, and a whiskey for my friend tiny here."
The barman pours the drinks and asks, "Why do you call him tiny?"
The man replies "Because he's my newt."
Think about it...
2006-10-03 04:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by babyeddieuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• have you ever tried ethiopean foodstuff? Neither have they • Whats the version between a jew and a pizza? Pizza makes it out of the oven • Whats swifter than a black guy with a television? His son with the vcr (previous, i recognize)
2016-11-25 22:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until he's Bill Withers!
2006-10-02 08:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by paula_steward 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cannibals were eating a clown when one turned to the other and said
does this taste funny to you
boom boom
2006-10-02 21:30:57 · answer #11 · answered by nadie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋