I used to have an old joke book when i was about 10 or 11.
Inside it i found a strange way of telling the alphabet, it was along the lines of:
A - A is for 'orses
B - B for mutton
C - C for yourself
D - D for what
etc...
Can anyone out there help me to finish this off?
2006-10-02 08:25:11 · 12 answers · asked by ony114 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh
strange childhood ....................
2006-10-02 08:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by mannit m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember all of them - say them fast and you'll get what letters they are:
'ay for 'orses
beef or mutton
Seaforth Highlanders
differential
can't remember E
effervescent
can't remember G or H
'igh faluting
Jaffa oranges
Kay Francis
'ell for leather
emphasis
in for a penny
oh for the wings of a dove
pea for a whistle
queue for the pictures
'alf a sixpence
as for me
tea for two
you for me
vive la France
double you for quits
eggs for breakfast
wife for a husband
zephyr breezes
2006-10-05 13:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember the proper ones, but these are some alternatives...
A for Stu be reckoned with
B for you go
C for swimming in
D for Kate
E for lump
F for Vessent
G for Indians
H for bagheads
I for the engine
J for Cake
K for tonight?
L for leather
M for Sis
N for Sith
O for god's sake
P for dile
Q for the loo
R for Fowler
S for semia
T for gums
U for mism
V for Espagne
W for two of you
X for liate
Y for Mistress
Z for Leppelin
2006-10-02 09:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by jameshens 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the joke book you had, but here's my best effort.
E is for 'imself alone
F is for playboy bunnies
G is for Whiz
H is for pains
I is for looking
J is for walking
K is for O
L is for sinners
M is for up and at
N is for after the beginning and the middle
O is for surprises
P is for the restroom
Q is for supermarket checkouts
R is for pirates
S is for the rear end of donkeys
T is four pm
U is asking the question
V is trying to get you the answer
W is a an obstinate warmonger
X is for alimony
Y? because these were the best I could come up with
Z is for Z end.
2006-10-02 08:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
q for miles
r for pound
t for 2
2006-10-02 20:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-10-02 08:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, what rico says
2006-10-02 08:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thank you.
2006-10-02 08:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dunce i would say
2006-10-03 09:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by boxer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-02 08:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by answermyquestionsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-02 08:41:21 · answer #11 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋