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A phone rings in a house and little boy answers and whispers down the phone.
"Hello."
A man is on the other end.
"Is you mummy at home please?"
"Yes"
"Can I speak to her?"
"No"
Why not?"
"She's busy."
"Well is Daddy there please?"
"Yes."
"Can I talk to him please?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"He's busy"
"Well is there an older brother or sister there?"
"Yes"
"Well can I speak to them please?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"The're busy."
"Well is there anybody else there please?"
"Yes"
"Who's that?"
"Grandma and Grandpa"
"Well can I speak to them please?"
"No"
"Why not"
"The're busy"
"Is there anybody else there please?"
"Yes"
"Who is it?"
"A Policeman"
"Well can I speak to him then?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"He's busy"
"What are they doing that is making them so busy?"
(little boy whispering very quietly), "They are looking for me."

2006-10-02 08:20:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

sorry not funny

2006-10-02 19:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

LMAO- thats funny that 10/10

2006-10-02 08:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Brilliant! I am going to try to Cut and Paste it, so that I can e-mail it to all my Family and Friends.

2006-10-02 08:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Long, but kinda funny.

2006-10-02 08:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

Very funny!

2006-10-02 08:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by joolsbabe17 2 · 0 1

Thanks for making me chuckle. Are you sure it's a joke and not something you got up to when you were younger. I can imagine the scene, he.he.he.

2006-10-02 08:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL. I love this one! It's a goodie! LOL. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh.

2006-10-03 06:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

who needs dirty jokes when you can get such a laugh out of this

2006-10-03 20:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Debs 2 · 1 0

Does this mean he shrunk or is he in a closet or something?

2006-10-02 08:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by Drew 4 · 0 1

I've always loved this joke!!

2006-10-02 09:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0 0

hahaha that sounds like my son.

2006-10-02 08:27:13 · answer #11 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0 0

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