A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2006-10-02 07:33:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the best I've heard yet.
2006-10-02 07:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Kimberly M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heh, yeah heard that one b4. Kinda funny in an awful way.
2006-10-02 14:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aint dat somethin. VERY FUNNY
2006-10-02 14:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mocha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny! Im going to send it to my husband at work.
2006-10-02 14:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Prissy_kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke..heard it before tho.
2006-10-02 16:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's funny... I'd feel like doing the same thing....
2006-10-02 14:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good!!
you must of been practicing coz your getting funnier!! lol xx
2006-10-02 15:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what answer you want, but it's damned funny!!!
2006-10-02 14:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by sammi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good i like it man
2006-10-02 15:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by diamond_diva_1000 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thatz funny
2006-10-02 14:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋