I caught her choking the chicken the other day and last month she was spanking the monkey. Im at my wits end!!
2006-10-02 07:33:11 · 37 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol id keep her
2006-10-02 07:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by brendon g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. If she is choking your chicken until he throws up and spanking her monkey until it throws up and you like it, then why would you leave a sexual tigress like her, and let some other man get her good loving?
2006-10-02 07:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by marquella_la_nice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chickens! monkeys! interesting pets but if you really like her talk to her about this and get her some help maybe she has temper problems. talk to her first and if it doesn't work convince her to go therapy. tell her it's upsetting you and stop it but where do you live to have chickens and monkeys; the zoo, a farm. i use to have pet chickens when i lived in the Caribbean but no monkeys.
2006-10-02 07:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get rid of her she sounds cruel who spanks a monkey??? we should all learn to love animals ;-)
hope u make the right desicion
2006-10-02 07:42:57 · answer #4 · answered by lalalala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your girls got some issues. Tell her that you love her but you cant deal with that, what if that chicken was a kid? Just take a deep breath and walk away.
2006-10-02 07:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by sam d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your "girl"friend a shemale?exactly how does she choke the chicken.
2006-10-02 07:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by msf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome question lol i can`t believe some of the answers!!! i`m p*ss*ng meself laughing here but i draw the line at tampering wiv the turkey lmao gobble! gobble! pmsl
2006-10-02 09:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by graham f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. u are in serious trouble if ur gf has a monkey to spank. ur b'tt hole safety is compromised....evac immediately or suffer the transvestite wrath
2006-10-02 07:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.. did think no one would get that? and btw, she cannot "chock her own chicken" or "spank her own monkey" she doesnt have those parts. so whose was she doing that to??
2006-10-02 07:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont be chicken and fight the monkey to take its place....
2006-10-02 07:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by sensa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please leave her.
A person who is cruel to animals cannot be kind to human beings. She needs a treatment from a psychiatrist. It may take long for her to be normal.
2006-10-02 07:37:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋