A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
2006-10-02 07:26:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that hurt, Im blonde
2006-10-02 07:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was an unexpected and funny punch line. So true of many of the 18 year old girls I go to school with!
2006-10-02 14:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both excellent Blonde jokes. (Thelazylad...) had one too.
I need to find my folder of emailed jokes gathered over the years, I swear that thing is like 3 inches thick.
2006-10-02 15:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one for you:
A blond goes to the store and picks up an object that she has never seen before so she asks the clerk what this wonderful thing is.
"It's a thermos." he tells her.
"What does it do?" she asks him.
"It keeps your hot stuff hot and your cold stuff cold."
In amazement, she buys the thermos.
The next day, she goes to work. Her boss, who is equally blond, sees the thermos and asks what it is.
"It's a thermos!" he is told proudly.
"What does it do?" asks the boss.
"It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
"So what do you have in it?"
"Hot chocolate and two Popsicles."
2006-10-02 14:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
im blond and my friends say jokes like that to me all the time its harmless banter
2006-10-02 14:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by gawjus gal 2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah u cud see that coming up
2006-10-02 14:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by stefan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! It made me laugh.
2006-10-02 14:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo funny
2006-10-02 14:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-10-02 14:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup thats a good one! oh how i laughed!
2006-10-02 15:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by dbiesel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋