on christmas eve a man wanted to buy his gf a nice pet to show to her on christmas morning so he went to a pet shop and saw a parrot named chet and the owner came out of the back and said this bird is very speacial the man said how so?... the owner lit a match put it under chets right foot and chet sand jingle bells until the match went out then tho owner put one under hit left foot and he sang deck the halls the man said ill take him
so he took him home and hid him in the garage until christmas morning and showed chet to his gf she said wow what can he do the man said watch this he lit a match put it under right foot and chet sang jingle bells he did it again with left foot except he sang deck the halls and the man said hmmmmm... i wonder what would happen if i put a match in the middle and he did and chet sang chets nuts roasting on an open fire!
2006-10-02
07:22:29
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