any know any funny tombstone saying or qoutes?

Answer 1

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she's at rest and so am I.

I Told You I Was Sick
-- found in Round Rock, TX.

Here Lies The Body Of A Man Who Died
Nobody Mourned - Nobody Cried
How He Lived - How He Fared
Nobody Knows - Nobody Cared
-- On a stone in Oconto Falls, WI

Grim death took me
without any warning.
I was well at night,
and dead in the morning.
-- Seen in Kent, England

Here Lies Lester Moore
Shot 4 times with a .44
No Less
No More
Tombstone, Arizona

-- Solomon Pease --
Here under this sod, and under these trees
Is buried the body of Solomon Pease
But here in his hole lies only the pod,
His soul is shelled out, and gone up to God
-- Seen in Falkirk, Scotland

Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102: The Good Die Young.
East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia

Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
Silver City, Nevada

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours
Stowe, Vermont

She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her
Richmond, Virginia

Answer 2

On W.C. Field's headstone, it reportedly says, All Things Considered, I Would Rather Be In Philadelphia.

Answer 3

The guy who did the voice of Bugs Bunny. His tombstone reads: "That's All Folks."

That's no joke, it's for real. Look into it yourself.

Answer 4

My favorite in the whole world.
In the Key West Graveyard a headstone reads:

I told you I was sick.

Answer 5

i doubt that this is real but suposedly there is a tombstone that reads , Here Lies Bethoven Decomposing!

Answer 6

lmao! thats great. I dont have any to share, but what a unique question.

Answer 7

osama bin ladan who we will always remember whose last words were whats this lever do?