Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but aren't!
Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps it moist.
It's Cool Whip time!
If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
Whew! That is one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little Dark Meat!
Are you ready for seconds, Dear?
It's a little dry. Still wanna eat it?
Just wait your turn. You'll get some!
Don't play with your Meat!
Just spread the legs open, and Stuff It In!
Do you think you can handle all these folks at once?
You still have a little on your chin.
You know it's ready when it Pops Up!
Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that!
How many are coming?
That's the Biggest One I've ever seen!
Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest.
How long do I Beat It before it's ready?
I didn't expect everyone to Come at once!
2006-10-02 06:57:18 · 25 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ms. Clueless Gal,
I am 53 years old, and retired. I have a disabling condition now, so retiring wasn't by choice. I worked many, many years.
I love Yahooing. I handle criticism to My Advantage.
You have a really good day, and a great week!
God Bless.
2006-10-02 07:44:07 · update #1
roflmao ( rollling on the floor laughing my azz off)
man those are cute and funny these are my favorite that had me crying laughing
Tying the legs together keeps it moist.
I'm in the mood for a little Dark Meat!
It's a little dry. Still wanna eat it?
Just spread the legs open, and Stuff It In!
You still have a little on your chin.
How long do I Beat It before it's ready?
Thx for the laugh lol.
2006-10-02 07:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never thought about preparing a Thanksgiving turkey sounding dirty, until now.
Thanks for the enlightenment.
2006-10-02 17:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*****, a lady canines. That individual sounds like a *****. Balls, a toy, He likes to play at the same time with his balls. Crouch ,the position 2 limbs on a tree meet. He likes to sit down down in the crouch of the tree. won't be able to imagine immediately.
2016-12-04 03:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you come up with this yourself? I'm only asking in advance because I'm definitely stealing this one !! I read it to my husband and we've decided to put it on our Thanksgiving invites.
Too cute for words. It's my families type of humor too.
2006-10-02 11:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job. All in your mind as you said. Well put
2006-10-02 13:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey sounds like thankgiving at my familys house
2006-10-02 11:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyshines112957 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To my sense they were funny than dirty
2006-10-02 07:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as far as I'm concerned YOU just scored one trillion points
2006-10-02 07:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much time on your hands?
2006-10-02 07:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it's funny.
2006-10-02 06:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋