English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

2006-10-02 05:53:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

all christians are already chimpanzees .

2006-10-02 05:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by jsjmlj 5 · 2 4

No, I do not agree with the hypothesis that a genius chimpanzee could become christian. The lack the brain structure for it. It would require sufficient changes in the brain so that the chimpanzee would no longer be considered a chimpanzee.

2006-10-02 12:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Stop insulting the chimpanzee. Reported to the society for prevention of cruelty to animal!

2006-10-02 12:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 4 3

Your question actually intrigues me. It makes me wonder if any of the folks doing sign-language research with the great ape species have ever bothered trying to discuss religion with them.

2006-10-02 12:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I think it doesn't want to become a christian, mulim. hindu etc, y bother him with ur nonsense

2006-10-02 12:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by anks 3 · 1 1

oh! hahahahahahahahahaha!

that's a good one! of course it's already been done...


i'm a christian, BTW, but i've seen plenty of "believers" who are living proof that this experiment has already been successful
(so to speak). more's the pity...

2006-10-02 12:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Your hate and closed mindedness prooves that you are a liberal...

I guess that you consider us as closed minded for not being closed minded as yourself....

Talk all you want about us...

we forgive you...

"Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them that despitefully use you and persecute you."-Matthew 5:44

I love you as a person... BUT you are NOT my enemy...

So how much more should I love and respect you as a person?

More than you will ever know...

God bless you and yours, and may you have a great day.

In Christ love...

A Christian

2006-10-02 13:01:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Agappae 5 · 2 3

Remember Romans 14:11-12, which says:
11 For it is written, "AS I LIVE, SAYS THE LORD, EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW TO ME, AND EVERY TONGUE SHALL GIVE PRAISE TO GOD."
12 So then each one of us will give an account of himself to God.
...Are you ready?

2006-10-02 13:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by carson123 6 · 2 3

Get over it.

Christians are not stupid, keep trying.

Why the hate?

I am honestly embarrassed for you.

2006-10-02 12:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by C 7 · 4 1

Yeah, and make sure to tell him that we evolved from him to give him his first metaphysical shock!!

2006-10-02 13:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

fedest.com, questions and answers