2006-10-02 05:32:22 · 7 answers · asked by JinMu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
2006-10-02 05:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by A 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old couple sitting at the breakfast table on their 40th wedding
anniversary.
Woman: "Do you know, I've still got the hots for you the same as I had 40 years ago. My nipples are so hot and hard"
Man: "I'm not surprised,one of your t its is hanging in your coffee,
and the other is hanging in your porridge.
2006-10-02 17:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by davebrit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an joke of the airport 3 posted here
2006-10-02 13:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Christa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man walks into a pub, goes over to the bar, but before he can ask for a beer, the bartender says, "you know who's Ben?"
"Duh... No", says the man. "Who's Ben?"
"Ben(d) over and i'll f**k you in the a**!" laughs the bartender.
The man storms out of the bar and into the next watering hole down the street. There he tells the bartender what happened. The bartender tells him, "Do the same thing man. Ask him if he knows who's Leen. And when he says 'who', tell him to lean over and kiss your a**!"
So the man saunters back to the first bar, confident as hell, and ask the same bartender "Do you know who's Leen?"
The bartender looks him straight in the eye and says "Yeah. Leen's Ben."
So the man says, "Oh! That's great. Duh.... Who's Ben?"
"Well buddy,....."
2006-10-03 02:52:25 · answer #4 · answered by Hulabaloola 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If a girl with big boobes works at Hoosters where does a girl with one leg work....
IHOP
2006-10-02 13:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by amythenotsoevil1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
2006-10-02 13:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by velvetpattidoll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mama is so fat... everytime she wears heels, she strikes oil
2006-10-02 12:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ha Ha! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋