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well the opening weekend of cocktoberfest was a huge success, and i cant thank everyone enough for their support of this event, now there were a few minor mishaps for those of you who werent there, certainly this year fest will be forever marred by what can only be described as "The Great Midget Debacle of 2006"

but all in all everything went off without a hitch, the strippers were only half coked up, we only spilled about forty gallons of beer and will anyone ever forget the1's fire show on the short bus? who knew you could cook chicken with kerosene?

now next weekend promises to be even bigger than this one, please remember to visit the schlong measuring tent guys, remember, winner gets a years supply of oscar meyer weiners and a few packets of cialis

special thanks goes out the the reno fire department for uhh...saving the handjob booth, and hugh if you are awake this morning, i think the e coli tests came back negative on those sausages you made

2006-10-02 05:18:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I was palling around with the strippers while I was making them probably more than I should have been, and I usually forget to wash my hands...so I'm relieved to hear that... as well as more than a little surprised...

2006-10-02 06:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by HughGRection 3 · 0 1

I would also like to thank the Reno Fire Dept because I was working that booth.... well... they saved my life

2006-10-02 05:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by ooh baby 3 · 1 0

If I were a woman I would love you.

But I am a man, so I only like you in a very platonic way.

2006-10-02 05:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You have a very vivid imagination.

2006-10-02 05:21:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 1 0

how bout an e-invite next time

2006-10-02 06:02:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i'm still trying to make it!! i think the batteries in my wheelchair are low.

2006-10-02 05:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 1 0

Must be a homo...gotta be!

That's how they like to party...

2006-10-02 05:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by incognitas8 4 · 0 1

glad i missed it

2006-10-02 05:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by just_me_1955 5 · 0 1

Please tell me where is this paradise. I need to know

2006-10-02 05:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by karren b 2 · 1 0

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