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I want my dog to fart as loud as possible to impress the crowd next week. I've got a party going on here man!

2006-10-02 04:49:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Dogs

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Dogs fart...but I've never heard it. I've only SMELT the stench.

2006-10-02 04:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol... yep dogs sure do fart. But I don't think you can train them to do it on command.
And if you feed it weird foods to produce gas, you could end up with a little more of a problem than just wind coming from the poor thing!

2006-10-02 04:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by MissJ 3 · 0 0

uhm, you actually want your dog to fart??? wow.. N I thought I was a sick puppy...

You can teach your dog to fart, but problem is you teach by reward, and your down will learn that fart = reward. next thing you know your dog will be dropping air bombs during dinner, or in the middle or a romantic night w/ your girl. it's just a bad idea. if you really want to impress your friends get a "fart machine" it's a radio control fart sound maker. no smell, just sound. put it in the couch and wait for someone to sit down. hit the button in the kitchen and BAAAAAARRAPT! " oh man! - Suzy, what did you eat??" he he. Give it a shot. it's much more fun than feeding your dog beans and waiting for an emission so you can reward him...

2006-10-02 04:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by jeepguy_usa 3 · 1 0

All creatures fart. Train not to fart? No. Farting is a natural occurance that cannot be stopped. You could probably teach your dog to leave the room if he has to fart... how you would do that... I have not idea.

2006-10-02 04:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 1 0

Yes dogs do fart and its usually not very pretty. As to how to train them I would have no idea. Sniff his butt alot, I guess.

2006-10-02 04:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

are you serious.. A dog fart can clear a room in a heart beat. You pick the wrong dog food, or give him some gassy food and I am sure he will entertain you

2006-10-02 04:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by lynda 5 · 3 1

i don't know how to train them to fart,,that's weird,,,u want to train them,,,heck yea dogs fart,,real bad 2,,i know ur dog fart and u just don't know,,,every dog fart

2006-10-02 04:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetpea 3 · 0 0

Mine does smart when I first change the brand of his dry food. I don't hear it, but I can smell it. And I can hear his stomach rumbling..hehe. I don't think you can train that but who knows if you will be the first to successfully train one.

2006-10-02 05:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by pots 3 · 0 0

My dog farts when I have a snack and she wants some. (especially if its a sweet snack like ice cream)

2006-10-02 04:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0 1

dogs' farts are not loud at all. but boy, do they stink !

2006-10-02 09:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by frenchkiss1708 2 · 2 0

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