he sent a mesage for his IRS agent and his lawyer,both church members,to come to his home.when they arrived they were ushered to his bedroom.as they entered the room,the preacher held out his hands,sighed contentedly,smiled and stared at the ceiling.for a time no one said anything.both the IRS agent and the attorney were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.they were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.finally the lawyer asked,"preacher why did you asked the two of us to come?" the old preacher mustered up some strenght,then said weakly,"Jesus died between two thieves and that's how i want to go,too".
2006-10-02 04:48:04 · 6 answers · asked by Lost Phoenix 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what are a 100 lawyers and 100 IRS agents under the sea?
a dam good start.
2006-10-02 04:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! :-D Imagine it being acted out LMAO! ha ha
2006-10-02 11:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Life Is Great 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahhh.. it was not that funny... good job trying though.
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2006-10-02 11:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!! good one..
2006-10-02 12:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by Darsh(Say it like u mean it) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rflmao!
2006-10-02 11:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-10-02 19:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋