A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what she's doing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling bad, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper", she replies.
2006-10-02 04:32:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you really cheered me up there thanks lol
2006-10-02 05:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by DeDe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he looked like a homeless guy or woman yet easily had a place to stay. He for sure had some psychological matters (yet i'm not making relaxing of that). He walked all around and looked completely happy. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He became eating an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it only looked so attractive because of the fact he did not care, he became only lovin' it!
2016-10-18 08:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-10-02 04:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Mr. Citizen. It is a nice joke. If you don't hold a copy right, I will use this joke in my friends' circle.
2006-10-02 04:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thanx 4 the laugh
2006-10-02 04:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Vanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart woman!!!
2006-10-02 04:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by cali_gal716 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless. I wonder if the condition is contagious?
2006-10-02 04:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk!!!! that was real filthy. altho a good 1
2006-10-02 04:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by ayushchocky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao wow
2006-10-02 07:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man! ewww lol...hey, pass the pepper...
2006-10-02 05:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Darsh(Say it like u mean it) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i liked that one
2006-10-02 04:42:59 · answer #11 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋